DOG ONE-LINERS

Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog.

Sidney Jeanne Seward

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God sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.

Rainer Marie Rilke

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A Dog Is The Only Thing On This Earth That Loves YOU More Than He Loves Himself

anonymous

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Dogs. They are better than human beings because they know but they do not tell.

Emily Dickinson

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 A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast.

Proverbs 12:10

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 Beware of still water, a still dog, and a still enemy.

Yiddish Proverb

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Ben Williams

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 Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!

Dr. Tom Cat

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 The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.

Polish Proverb

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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons."

Will Rogers

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

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Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

Dr. Ian Dunbar

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Anyone who has accustomed himself to regard the life of any living creature as worthless is in danger of arriving also at the idea of worthless human lives.

Albert Schweitzer

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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

Gandhi

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If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.

St. Francis of Assisi

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If people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world.

Winnie the Pooh

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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Jerome K. Jerome

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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

Anonymous

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Never judge a dog's pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.

Anonymous

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You always sympathize with the underdog, except when the other dog is yours.

Anonymous

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 I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

Samuel Johnson

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andrew A. Rooney

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If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger Caras

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 When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

Mark Twain

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My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.

Toby & Eileen Green

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Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another.

Adam Smith

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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

Madame Roland

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Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones

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Brothers and Sisters I bid you beware

Of giving your heart for a dog to tear.

Kipling

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Killing the dog does not cure the bite.

Abraham Lincoln

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To a dog the whole world is a smell.

Anonymous

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Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity human ever has to choose a relative.

Mordecai Siegal

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It is fatal to let any dog know she is funny, for she immediately loses her head and starts hamming it up.

P.G. Wodehouse

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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

George Bird Evans

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

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All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

Franz Kafka

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The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

Barbara Woodhouse

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Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog!

Charles F. Doran

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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Abraham Lincoln

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I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

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I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like a conscience.

Charles Darwin

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Dogs are us, only innocent.

Cynthia Heimel

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God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.

Rainer Maria Rilke

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A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Charles Doran

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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"

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If more of us were like dogs, we'd be better off.

Jay Dickey

 

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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

Henry Ward Beecher

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.

anonymous

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Alexander Pope

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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Martha Scott

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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

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Every dog must have his day.

Jonathan Swift

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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

Edward Hoagland

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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Franklin P. Jones

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

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 Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Elizabeth Taylor

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andrew A. Rooney

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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.

Gene Hill

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations.

Sigmund Freud

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

cowboy wisdom

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My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I should be doing.

Lonzo Idolswine

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A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.

Portuguese Proverb

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According to ancient Greek literature, when Odysseus arrived home after an absence of 20 years, disguised as a beggar, the only one to recognize him was his aged dog Argos, who wagged his tail at his master, and then died.

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No Matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Louis Sabin

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Dogs are our link to paradise.

Milan Kundera

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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.

Russian Proverb

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When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

Henry David Thoreau

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Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend.

Corey Ford, Writer

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Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.

Sir Walter Scott, The Talisman

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Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.

Dr. Albert Schweitzer

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You want a friend in this life? Get a dog!

President Harry S. Truman

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 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings

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In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the dog.

Toussenel

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 A dog is better than I am, for he has love and does not judge.

Abba Xanthias, from The Sayings of the Desert Fathers

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

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The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.

Konrad Lorenz

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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

Holbrook Jackson

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler

 

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz

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Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Virginia Graham

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher.

Plato

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The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

Konrad Lorenz

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An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.

Martin Buber

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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Joe Gores

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Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog.

Sidney Jeanne Seward

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Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell.

Will Judy

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Who loves me will love my dog also.

St. Bernard (c1150)

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My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.

Edith Wharton

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Great men have always had dogs.

Oouida

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Be sure to look at my other pages of Dog Quotes:

Dog Humor

Dog Briefs

Dog Prayers

Dog Stories

What Dogs Teach Us

Those Hard Good-byes

Many of these I've been collecting for years.

If you know of authors where none are credited, please contact me.

CEL HOPE
4817 Big Horn Ave.
Sheridan, WY 82801
(307) 674-4800
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